The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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