READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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