She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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