You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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