David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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