do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
It's blow job season.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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