im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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