Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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