I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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