This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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