it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm sobbing to NWA
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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