Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I have post one night stand depression
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