so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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