You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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