Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I don't think brook has ever known best
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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