Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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