do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
