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(631): View more from New York

Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?

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(910): View more from North Carolina

no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?

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(605): View more from South Dakota

After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

how do you feel about lunch break shots ?

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(714): View more from California

IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX

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(631): View more from New York

Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?

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(518): View more from New York

Andddddd I'm drunk

(240): View more from Maryland

Andddddd it's Tuesday

(518): View more from New York

That's your opinion.

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