is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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