Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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