she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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