i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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