is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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