Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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