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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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