I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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