Fuck appropriateness.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Mom said you looked used
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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