sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
