It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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