I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Dear god my vagina.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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