Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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