Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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