You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Is this like a preordered booty call?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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