glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize