i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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