i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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