I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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