I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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