um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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