my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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