YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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