i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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