The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Watching her eat just hurts me
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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