You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
