All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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