he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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