Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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