I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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