I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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