Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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