so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
This is classic penis vs brain.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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