they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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