Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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