this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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