I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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