dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
