I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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